Cook a superheroine

Write about your most epic baking or cooking fail.

I was practicing Sambhavi Mudra at 4 a.m. when I got distracted by Terra Joten, a DC-League-style superhero known for causing telepathic trouble. I asked myself, “Am I that stupid? Can I read between the lines?” It was Xandra, disguising things nicely, trying to close her portal and send me to another home. I wondered, What am I doing here? This is not my home — I had ended up in a place full of people with tangled, woggle hairdos, and one of them held a paper with winning 4D numbers. I am human; I cannot give 4D numbers, so what am I doing here?

I asked myself again, What am I doing here? Then I transported myself back into my room, with all the fixtures and furniture fitting perfectly. In the brightness inside my body I felt knots unlocking — the result of a series of black-magic attacks by unwanted entities who once believed I had caused their pain. They projected their insecurities onto me. I’ve always been highly sensitive and intuitive, so I sat inside a protective cocoon while many tried to destroy my energy and power. I saved myself from this catastrophe.

I continue to accept myself for who I am, and let them accept themselves. The end. Now I can carry on with my Bhava Spadana homework story. So cool.